crystalfaeries

Is that just spring in the air?
Today i was informed (hear-say) that "The Pope" has banned yoga.
Now, given that the Vatican is itself the planet's biggest outlet for all things Luciferian and Satanic, that would rather tend to make one stop and think that those of love and true light will be found in your neighborhood yoga class.
Well, then, the discussion turned to "yoga pants".
Now, a really good, properly fitted pair of yoga pants, is basically a footless pair of opaque pantyhose. Woohoo! Yay!
So, girls in yoga classes, or on the way to or from such, or merely advertising all day long that they look so hot because they do yoga, definitely look hot in those opaque footless pantyhose called yoga pants.
Well, no wonder the Pope banned yoga pants, he's afraid the church staffs will start chasing yoga girls instead of little boys!
Wait, did i just say that out loud? *giggles*

Well, some of us are a bit more vintage or retro, and actually prefer our pantyhose be transparent and go all the way down to our toes, as perfect lining for our high heels!
And then there are those of us who are even more vintage and retro, and prefer the designs which came before panties and hoisery became one garment, actual girdles as a control top, and genuine fully fashioned nylon stockings. For public wear we might cover all that yummy lingerie with a petticoat and dress :-)
Hmmm... should i wear that to yoga class? *giggles* :-)

Faery blessings -- celeste